[dropcap size=dropcap-big]I[/dropcap] may be a day off in bestowing birthday wishes upon you, but I do hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me, and I do hope your birthday was a spectacular blast. I also hope that we can continue making it a spectacular blast for the next few days. As we get older we deserve more than just one day a year that’s all about us, right?
Please also enjoy the terrifying video above, featuring the delivery of your birthday gift to your desk. Bear in mind that it was filmed under duress, with ghosts around every corner, and possibly even an ax murderer following in my footsteps (you just never know in this sort of venue). So if quality is poor, don’t hold it against me.
Also, I’m sorry that my gift this year isn’t nearly as incredible as this dress loan from four years ago (side note: can you believe we’ve been friends for over four years?!):
Anywho, I hope this is good for a laugh or two. If not, too bad. It was an entertaining nighttime excursion for one of us!